Deryck Guyler credited as playing...
Police Inspector
- Ringo: [arrested, at the police station] I demand to see my solicitor!
- Police Inspector: What's his name?
- Ringo: Well, if you're gonna get technical about it...
- [Grandfather and Ringo are held in a police station]
- Grandfather: Have they roughed you up yet?
- Ringo: What?
- Grandfather: Oh, they're a desperate crew of drippings, and they've fists like mature hams for pounding poor defenseless lads like you. One of us has got to escape. I'll get the boys. Hold on, son, I'll be back here.
- Ringo: For me?
- Grandfather: And if they get you on the floor, watch out for your brisket.
- Ringo: They seem all right to me.
- Grandfather: Ah, sure, that's what they want you to think. All coppers are villains.
- Police Inspector: Would you two like a cup of tea?
- Grandfather: See, *sly* villains.
- Grandfather: Well, you got me here so do your worst, but by God, I'll take one of you with me! I know your game. Get me into that tiled room and then out come the rubber hoses!
- Police Inspector: Oh, there's a fire, is there?
- Grandfather: You ugly, great brute. You have sadism stamped all over your bloated British kisser!
- Police Inspector: Eh?
- Grandfather: I'll go on hunger strike! I know your caper. The kidney punch and the rabbit clout. The third degree and the size twelve boot ankle tap.
- Police Inspector: What's he on about?
- Grandfather: I'm a soldier for the Republic! You'll need the mahogany truncheons on this boyo.