James Darren credited as playing...
Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III
- Sandy Palmer: No.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: No what?
- Sandy Palmer: No anything. I told you I can't see you again this week. Now, if you want a playmate for your awkward age, Ding Pruitt, I'm sure there are dozens of girls who'd be more than happy to fill the job.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Get out the filly file.
- Kelp: Entsy-Mentsy-Minsty-Mosy. Annbelle Mosie. Slow breaking curves. Hobby: Judo.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Next.
- Kelp: Olive Oleson. This olive only for martinis.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Keep going.
- Kelp: Sandy Palmer. Needs hard sell. Keep trying.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Here? Sandy, this is the Silver Palms and that is not Betsy Ross.
- Sandy Palmer: I don't care if it's not Lady Godiva. Let's go.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: How about Ding-a-Ling's hideaway? There are no Uncles there.
- Sandy Palmer: Your fabulous apartment? I've heard a lot about it. Soft lights. Music to suffer by.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Silver, fizzy, moonlight on the terrace.
- Sandy Palmer: Two sleepy people, alone on a cloud. - Take me home.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Right.
- Sandy Palmer: *My* home.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Will you cool it, Sandy. There's nothing between me and that girl except the bathing suit.
- Sandy Palmer: My business is getting an education.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Well, hon, isn't this part of getting an education?
- Sandy Palmer: Not the kind you've got in mind! Look, Ding, a couple of really swell people are making a lot of sacrifices to keep me in college. I'm after a Bachelor of Arts, not a Bachelor of Bikinis.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Tell me, you do feel something for me, don't you?
- Sandy Palmer: Yes, I do. I'm not immune. I've caught the Pruitt infection.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Then why don't we run a temperature together?
- Sandy Palmer: We can't Ding. You don't have it. You're just a carrier.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: You know your cue?
- Clyde: "Darling, I can't get over how radishing you are."
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Ravishing!
- Clyde: I said radishing.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Okay. Then, you come in and do the sister bit and you blow. Right?
- Clyde: Right.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Phone before you come back.
- Clyde: I phone.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Honestly, darling, I can't get over how ravishing you are.
- Sandy Palmer: Flattery will get you - anywhere.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Candid Camera Cronin - he's had me watched, followed and photographed ever since I've been in college.