Pamela Tiffin credited as playing...
Sandy Palmer
- Sandy Palmer: No.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: No what?
- Sandy Palmer: No anything. I told you I can't see you again this week. Now, if you want a playmate for your awkward age, Ding Pruitt, I'm sure there are dozens of girls who'd be more than happy to fill the job.
- Sandy Palmer: You're so touchy about me coming to see you.
- Woody Woodbury: You can, baby, anytime - at the apartment.
- Sandy Palmer: I'm nineteen and according to the laws of California, I can drive, get married, I could even have a baby!
- Woody Woodbury: Don't you dare have a baby without a diploma!
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Here? Sandy, this is the Silver Palms and that is not Betsy Ross.
- Sandy Palmer: I don't care if it's not Lady Godiva. Let's go.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: How about Ding-a-Ling's hideaway? There are no Uncles there.
- Sandy Palmer: Your fabulous apartment? I've heard a lot about it. Soft lights. Music to suffer by.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Silver, fizzy, moonlight on the terrace.
- Sandy Palmer: Two sleepy people, alone on a cloud. - Take me home.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Right.
- Sandy Palmer: *My* home.
- Sandy Palmer: My business is getting an education.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Well, hon, isn't this part of getting an education?
- Sandy Palmer: Not the kind you've got in mind! Look, Ding, a couple of really swell people are making a lot of sacrifices to keep me in college. I'm after a Bachelor of Arts, not a Bachelor of Bikinis.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Tell me, you do feel something for me, don't you?
- Sandy Palmer: Yes, I do. I'm not immune. I've caught the Pruitt infection.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Then why don't we run a temperature together?
- Sandy Palmer: We can't Ding. You don't have it. You're just a carrier.
- Sandy Palmer: I'm not too nice for Ding. I think the trouble is, he doesn't know how nice he is.
- Karen Cross: Getting in pretty deep, aren't you?
- Sandy Palmer: Just treading water. I'll make my move when I'm ready.
- Gardner 'Ding' Pruitt III: Honestly, darling, I can't get over how ravishing you are.
- Sandy Palmer: Flattery will get you - anywhere.
- Sandy Palmer: [kisses Ding] I've wanted this, Ding. I was afraid of it; but, I wanted it so badly. You and I, being here alone together.