Pamela Tiffin credited as playing...
Susie Higgins
- Maggie Williams: Susie, you're so dumb!
- Susie Higgins: I know I'm dumb! But it's all I have to work with.
- Susie Higgins: Shall we take my cab or your's?
- Maggie Williams: Better yours. You're traveling light, as usual?
- Susie Higgins: Well, you know me. I'm a just-in-case packer.
- Susie Higgins: What about the men?
- Fran Hobson: Shall we?
- Maggie Williams: She'll find out sooner or later.
- Fran Hobson: There aren't any.
- Susie Higgins: Why the place is crawling with men!
- Maggie Williams: Try not to catch their eye, darling, or they just explode.
- Fran Hobson: You can always have an affair.
- Susie Higgins: I don't want an affair.
- Fran Hobson: You mean you've never...
- Susie Higgins: No! But, don't spread it around. Have you?
- Fran Hobson: Here, have some sardine sandwich.
- Susie Higgins: [starts to take a bite] They got their heads on!
- Fran Hobson: That's the best part.
- Susie Higgins: A man who has no place to go in the afternoon, but an art gallery...
- Emilio Lacayo: Ah, I see. I see. You think I'm out of work?
- Susie Higgins: Well.
- Emilio Lacayo: Or, you think I'm a gigolo?
- Susie Higgins: It never crossed my mind!
- Emilio Lacayo: You are right. I'm out of work.
- Susie Higgins: Why don't you throw yourself at him?
- Maggie Williams: I freeze.
- Susie Higgins: What? Is it all you? The Belle of Bronxville?
- Maggie Williams: Susie, Emilio Lacayo is from one of the oldest and richest families in Spain. He's also the most heartless, corrupt, inhuman man that ever lived.
- Susie Higgins: Is that all? I was afraid he was a gigolo.
- Maggie Williams: If all else fails, he'll ask you to marry him.
- Susie Higgins: But, he doesn't even know me?
- Maggie Williams: Ah, but that's exactly what you will say. And then he will tumble into bed with you, in order to get better acquainted.
- Susie Higgins: But, what if I refuse?
- Maggie Williams: Well, then he'll drop you flat, my dear. But! You will call him and you will say, "Oh, Emilio, what have I done? What's wrong with me?" And that very night, you will tumble into bed with him, grateful, to know that there was nothing really wrong with you, after all.
- Susie Higgins: So, that's how he does it? Well, who does he think he is?
- Maggie Williams: He's a creep. He's a creep. He's - a - creep.
- Susie Higgins: If I'm next on his list, why is he paying so much attention to that girl?
- Maggie Williams: Oh, Susie!
- Susie Higgins: I'll lie to you too if you ever need it.
- Maggie Williams: Don't bother. Your dumb honesty is much better than lying any day.