Paul Lynde credited as playing...
Mr. Akins
- Mr. Akins: [Shows George the ad for Green Hills cemetery] As you can see, we suggest the entire family all go out and select the final resting place together. The kids love it. They have a ball.
- Mr. Akins: How many in your family?
- George Kimball: Just my wife and myself.
- Mr. Akins: Oh... Well, that's all right. Chance of any little additions, maybe?
- George Kimball: Well, there might be another man along later.
- Mr. Akins: I beg your pardon.
- George Kimball: Mr.Akins, let me ask you a question. Assuming the husband goes first, and then later on the wife remarries.
- Mr. Akins: Uh huh.
- George Kimball: Then assuming the wife goes next and she's buried alongside her first husband.
- Mr. Akins: Uh huh.
- George Kimball: Well, when the second goes, is he buried alongside the other two. I mean, are they all put in there together.
- Mr. Akins: Yes, that happens.
- George Kimball: Well, make it for three. I might as well go all the way.