Bing Crosby credited as playing...
Allen A. Dale
- Allen A. Dale: We are gathered here this evening, brothers and sisters, to explore the devious paths of that demon: sin. Sin can transport you to the upper most heights of fame and fortune and plunge you to the deepest depths of degradation, demoralization and depravation. Sin promises many prizes, appears in many disguises, and fights like hell before it demises. So we are met this evening in this hallowed hall, so you may recognize sin's henchmen when they call. And our subject for tonight is the most evil of them all.
- Will: Who dat? I mean, who's that?
- Allen A. Dale: Alcohol.
- [singing]
- Allen A. Dale: Mr. Booze, Mr. Booze, Mr. B-double O-Z-E
- Robbo, Little John: That sure spells booze...
- Robbo, Allen A. Dale, Little John: [singing] When you wear those duds, With black tie and studs, Watch those dolls lining up, Single file
- Robbo: You've either got or you haven't got
- Allen A. Dale: Got or you haven't got
- Little John: Got or you haven't got
- Robbo, Allen A. Dale, Little John: Got or you haven't got, Got or you haven't got - style!
- Allen A. Dale: I hate to belabor the obvious, but in the interest of semantics, I'm impelled to observe that you've just indulged in a mixed metaphor.
- Allen A. Dale: Oh, this miserable, wet snow infuriates me; but, one just I can't wear galoshes with evening clothes. Can one, eh?