Jan Malmsjö credited as playing...
Stellan von Pahlen
- Stellan von Pahlen: All women want to be goddesses. The minute they're only women they die of boredom.
- Agda Frideborg: Knock before visiting a lady.
- Stellan von Pahlen: A lady?
- [starts spanking Agda]
- Agda Frideborg: Ooo! You treat me like...
- Stellan von Pahlen: Like what? Like what? You can't treat women like humans.
- Agda Frideborg: I'm not a human. I'm a servant.
- Stellan von Pahlen: Tonight I'm a wizard and I've come to turn you into a goddess.
- Agda Frideborg: I want to be myself.
- Stellan von Pahlen: You, surely, have many other things to make you happy.
- Mrs. Landborg: There's nothing like stimulus - it makes even one's most depraved wishes seem innocent. One forgets convention, one forgets one's age. Would you like to see me intoxicated?
- Stellan von Pahlen: I am already.
- Mrs. Landborg: It's not the champagne, it's youth.
- Stellan von Pahlen: I once went to a fancy-dress ball as a flower girl. I rushed into the shop to buy some flowers and the first thing I saw was Agda's breasts - and you know how I love fruit.
- Mrs. Landborg: I like mixtures. Champagne alone is so boring; but, add a dash of brandy and what do you get?
- Stellan von Pahlen: Me.
- Mrs. Landborg: I must taste first before I can give an opinion.
- Stellan von Pahlen: [Mrs. Landborg's head clamped between his thighs, facing his crotch] My prisoner!
- Mrs. Landborg: Even prisoners can have fun.
- Mrs. Landborg: If I had your waist, I'd never worry.
- Stellan von Pahlen: Yes, you would. It has landed me with the strangest bedfellows.
- Mrs. Landborg: Are you sure it was your waist they were after, darling?
- Mrs. Landborg: What a sweet boy. If I were you, I'd fall madly in love with myself.
- Stellan von Pahlen: It's a terrible problem for me. When I propose to myself I can never make up my mind to accept.
- Mrs. Landborg: Oh, I would. I'm sure you'd be very happy together. But supposing you were unfaithful?
- Stellan von Pahlen: I'd peep at myself through the keyhole and be mad with desire.
- Stellan von Pahlen: I can't think why I should bother about a person who can't watch a sunrise without losing her pants.