Jody McCrea credited as playing...
Bonehead
- Bonehead: [they are in the ocean; he is on top of his surf-board. Lorelei's body is mainly underwater, only her head and shoulders are above water; she is holding on to the surf-board with a hand.] Oh, I don't know your name.
- Lorelei: Lorelei.
- Bonehead: [smiling] Lorelei. That's pretty.
- Lorelei: There is something else you should know about me. I'm a mermaid.
- Bonehead: [facetiously] Some of my best friends are mermaids, Lorelei.
- Bonehead: [as he sees Lorelei swimming away, he notices that she is half-fish] You know something? You really ARE one.
- Lorelei: I told you I was.
- Bonehead: Well, I knew something was different about you, but not THIS different.
- Lorelei: Do you still want to meet me tomorrow?
- Bonehead: Gosh, yes. More than ever. I've never known a girl with a... tail. I mean, I'll be the only boy in my block that knows a real, live mermaid.
- Sugar Kane: Come on, Bonehead. Let's go!
- Bonehead: Go? We just got here.
- Sugar Kane: I don't mean just go. I mean go-go-go, like dance!
- Bonehead: Oh, shore!
- Bonehead: Frankie, I found Sugar. They've got her at that pool hall.
- Frankie: Who's got her?
- Bonehead: Von Zipper's got her.
- Frankie: Von Zipper?
- Bullets: The Rat Pack social director. And you promised me...
- Frankie: And I'm gonna KEEP my promise. Okay, you guys, let's go! Cowabunga!
- Earl Wilson: Cowabunga?
- Bullets: I don't know, Earl, but let's go.