Carol Lynley credited as playing...
Ann Lake
- Cook: Do you know what this is?
- Ann Lake: It looks like junket.
- Cook: But when it looks like junket, it is junket. You know what Miss Elvira said about it?
- Ann Lake: No, but I really...
- Cook: She said, "Really, dear, can't we admit the junkets just the weest bit poor?" You know what I said?
- Ann Lake: No, but I would like...
- Cook: I said, "Miss Elvira," I said, "it's just as stupid to talk about poor junket as it is to talk about good junket." "Junket is junket," I said, and "no matter what you do with it, it still tastes like swill and swallows like slime."
- Wilson: [moves in closer] I could, if you like, give you a private performance.
- Ann Lake: Please, just go away.
- Wilson: I'm told that my voice - is extremely seductive. It seems to unleash whole hurricanes of passion in the breasts of the females who watch me on the BBC. Perhaps you should sample the wine - before sending the bottle back to the cellar.
- Dorothy: Brace yourself, Elvira. We can't seem to put our hands on one of the children.
- Elvira Smollett: Which one?
- Ann Lake: My little girl. Bunny Lake.
- Elvira Smollett: I don't recall any Bunny, or any Lake.
- Ann Lake: The cook who walked out, is she a German woman?
- Elvira Smollett: Well, that's one way to describe her.