Ann-Margret credited as playing...
- Laurel: I did it for you. Daddy made me agree to marry Ellis. He could have put you in prison, Bus. He would have. I was only 17!
- Bus Riley: All he had to do is give us consent, that's all.
- Laurel: You were the scrawniest life guard I'd ever seen. You filled out since then.
- Bus Riley: So have you.
- Laurel: Can I take that as a complement?
- Bus Riley: Sure. Just don't build anything on it.
- Laurel: Oh, you didn't used to be so careful with your complements. You used to think I was all there was - the whole department store.
- Bus Riley: Used to.
- Laurel: I didn't even get to see you in your little - little sailor suit.
- Bus Riley: I never saw you in your bridal gown. You did wear white, didn't you?
- Laurel: Oh - I could have lived without that remark.
- Laurel: Honey, I'm just miserable.
- Bus Riley: Yeah, misery's a big plum. But, there's one nice thing about it. Anybody can join.
- Laurel: Don't be so moral, for heaven's sakes.
- Bus Riley: Say, it may not be any of my business, but, doesn't that husband of yours ever - ever show up?
- Laurel: Oh, well, he was here last Sunday; but, he had to fly to Iran to see some more oil wells.
- Laurel: Aren't you going to ever drink anything stronger than a coke?
- Bus Riley: No.
- Laurel: Just because your father was a lush, doesn't mean you have to be. You're missing a lot of fun.
- Bus Riley: Maybe not.
- Laurel: I would just love to see you get turned up sometimes.
- Laurel: I bet you're afraid to kiss me.
- Bus Riley: Why? Why should I be?
- Laurel: Because. Because if you kiss me just once, you'd be just as hooked as you ever were.
- Bus Riley: Say, doesn't that - doesn't that husband of yours ever give you any fun?
- Laurel: It's very middle class to wonder what the servants think.
- Laurel: Well, what am I gonna do now? I look forward to seeing you all day and being with you tonight. Now, I've got nothin' to do.
- Bus Riley: That's your *problem*.
- Country Club Lady in Pink Suit: I'll bid. Spade.
- Country Club Lady in Green Top: I pass. - Your bid, dear.
- Laurel: Ah, heart.
- Country Club Lady in Floral Dress: Oh, that's insufficient, dear. Your partner bid one spade.
- Laurel: Two hearts then.
- Country Club Lady in Floral Dress: Two, no Trump.
- Country Club Lady in Green Top: Me, the team with a kamikaze pilot.
