Alice Pearce credited as playing...
Unemployment Office Clerk
- Unemployment Office Clerk: What kind of work do you do anyway?
- Professor Robert Leaf: I'm a poet.
- Unemployment Office Clerk: Oh, boy. This morning so far I've had an oyster opener, a balloonist, a circus fat lady who claimed she went on a diet and lost her job, and now I got me a poet.
- Professor Robert Leaf: Well, I AM a poet.
- [thumbing through a book]
- Professor Robert Leaf: I'm in this anthology. My name is in that book.
- Unemployment Office Clerk: You see this?
- [plopping down a phone book on the counter]
- Unemployment Office Clerk: I'm in this book, but that don't make me a telephone.