Karen Mendelson credited as playing...
Patty
- Patty: Try to catch snowflakes on your tongue. It's fun.
- Linus Van Pelt: Mmm. Needs sugar.
- Lucy Van Pelt: It's too early. I never eat December snowflakes. I always wait until January.
- Linus Van Pelt: They sure look ripe to me.
- [Charlie Brown and Linus return with the puny little tree]
- Violet: Boy, are you stupid, Charlie Brown.
- Patty: What kind of a tree is that?
- Lucy Van Pelt: You were supposed to get a *good* tree. Can't you even tell a good tree from a poor tree?
- Violet: I told you he'd goof it up. He's not the kind you can depend on to do anything right.
- Patty: You're hopeless, Charlie Brown.
- Frieda: Completely hopeless
- Charlie Brown: [upset] Rats!
- Lucy Van Pelt: You've been dumb before, Charlie Brown, but this time, you really did it.
- [pause; then everyone bursts out laughing]
- Lucy Van Pelt: [laughing] What a tree!
- Lucy Van Pelt: All right. Quiet everybody. Our director will be here any minute, and we'll start rehearsal.
- Patty: Director? What director?
- Lucy Van Pelt: Charlie Brown.
- Violet: Oh no! We're doomed!
- Patty: This will be the worst Christmas play ever.