George Harrison credited as playing...
George
- Superintendent: Allow me. I'm a bit of a famous mimic in my own small way, you know James Cagney.
- [imitating Ringo on the phone]
- Superintendent: Hello, there, this is the famous Ringo here, gear fab. What is it that I can do for you, as it were, gear fab?
- George: Not a bit like Cagney.
- Cameo: Boys, are you buzzing?
- John: No thanks, I've got the car!
- Cameo: No no no, listen. I'll have to play it back. You'll have to do it again!
- [He plays the recording back so they can hear the buzzing sound]
- John: Is that you?
- Paul: No.
- George: Well don't look at me.
- [Ringo and his drums crash through the sawn-through floor to the room below]
- John: That was you buzzing! You naughty boy!
- George: [referring to a drill coming through a painting] What's that?
- Austrian Waiter: What's what?
- George: That little whirly thing coming out of his stomach.
- Austrian Waiter: I can't look!
- [a hose comes through the whole the drill made]
- John: It's only a hose.
- [the waiter faints as the Beatles investigate the hose]
- Paul: [listens into the hose then hands it to John] It's for you.
- John: Who is it?
- Paul: The gardener.
- Superintendent: Oh come on now lads, don't be windy, where's that famous pluck?
- John: I haven't got any, have you George?
- George: Did have.
- Paul: I have had.
- Ringo: I will have! Lead on!
- [In disguise at the airport. Newspapers have discovered their destination]
- Ringo: Okay, who let it out?
- John: Nobody'll know!
- Paul: We're not going there.
- John: We just put it 'round we're going there.
- Paul: We're not going there!
- John: We just put it 'round we're going there!
- George: Just so everybody'd think we were going there.
- Ringo: I'd like to go there.
- John: You wouldn't like it.
- Ringo: Where are we going, then?
- John: Never you mind.
- [Paul tracking foot prints]
- Paul: Easterner with greasy feet speak with fork tongue.
- John: Does he? What's he say?
- Paul: Passing this way, hot foot, many moons to temple.
- George: Don't encourage him. You've got the part Paul!
- John: Dare we ask how you know?
- Ringo: How?
- Paul: How? I saw these footprints and this guide book which points out places of local worship.
- John: To the temple!
- John: How's your... How's your equilibrium Ring?
- Ringo: [Ringo plays cards with George] How's yours? You're light again, George.
- George: How do you know it's not you that's light.
- Ringo: Cause I never am. Am I, Paul?
- Paul: Here you are, cop this, one hand.
- [Paul bounces a baseball against a wall]
- John: Ugly though aren't they...
- Paul: Hands?