John McGiver credited as playing...
Shad Nathan
- Shad Nathan: You're emotionally upset. Have a glass of water.
- Valerie Edwards: I don't want a glass of water, I want a divorce!
- Shad Nathan: The basis for an annulment is the non-consummation of a marriage.
- Valerie Edwards: Well, that's obvious. I only love Dan. I merely substituted Ernie for your black negligee.
- Shad Nathan: Now, I get the picture. Dan is pre-occupied with his work. He feels sure of you. You feel neglected. You're getting a little older.
- Valerie Edwards: A lot older! I told you, I'm a realist.
- Shad Nathan: And, you're starting to feel insecure. Now, what do we do about it?
- Valerie Edwards: We stop playing analyst and we sit down and draw up the divorce papers. Everybody's getting a divorce. I'll be one of the IN people.