Tom Lowell credited as playing...
Canoe Henderson
- Patti Randall: Couldn't we just once see a nice quiet movie where boy meets girl, they have problems which aren't too weird, they fall in love and live happily ever after?
- Canoe Henderson: Now, why would you wanna see a lot of unhealthy stuff like that?
- Patti Randall: I don't know. Maybe just for once, I'd like to go to a movie where I don't get seasick.
- Canoe Henderson: All right, I'll make you a deal. Well, you go with me to the drive-in Thursday night, and next week I'll take you to one of those happily-ever-after clambakes. Deal?
- Patti Randall: I guess.
- Canoe Henderson: Where's the 'thing' playing?
- Patti Randall: Oh, who knows, maybe they don't even make movies like that anymore.
- Canoe Henderson: Well sure, and you want to know why? Because people don't wanna be depressed by all that slop.
- Patti Randall: Canoe, this is just a wild idea, but has it occurred to you that there might be more to life than just surfing and eating?
- Canoe Henderson: Like what?
- Patti Randall: Forget it, I just realized I was talking to myself.
- Canoe Henderson: Oh, I don't know what's gotten into me, I'm all churned up inside!
- Patti Randall: I'll tell you what. Why don't you go over to the snack-stand and get yourself a nice pizza. to settle your stomach.
- Canoe Henderson: [whining tone] I don't feel like a pizza!
- Patti Randall: Well, for Pete's sake, will you stop grumbling and watch the movie?
- Canoe Henderson: [Canoe lost his temper] Oh, all these surfing pictures look alike!
- Canoe Henderson: [at Patti's front door, he suddenly hears a loud shriek of a man] What was that?
- Patti Randall: What was what?
- Canoe Henderson: That blood-curdling scream.
- Patti Randall: Canoe, will you just go?
- Canoe Henderson: Oh, I'm terribly sorry, I didn't realize I was butting in on a murder.
- Patti Randall: Watch the crumbs, will you fellas?
- Canoe Henderson: [Canoe then immitated Patti, to DC] Pass the word, watch the crumbs.
- [Canoe then sweept the crumbs under the couch, and wiped his hands off, on the Randall's drapes]