Philip Abbott credited as playing...
Dell Fraser
- Ed Parker: Say, young man, do you know the best way to cook a goose?
- Dell Fraser: Eh?
- Alf Simes: He wants to know if you know the best way to cook a goose.
- Dell Fraser: No.
- Alf Simes: [shouting] He says "no", Ed.
- Ed Parker: Oh.
- Alf Simes: [to Abbott] He's kinda hard o' hearing.
- Ed Parker: Well, Sir, you take a goose and you put it in a pan. And you take a hand, a big hand, full of bread stuffing, you know? And then you mix that stuffing thoroughly with about, eh, oh, I'd say a half a jug of hard cider. Then you put in a pinch of nutmeg, just a pinch. Then you baste the goose for about, er, oh... about three hours. You baste it with a pint and half of good Jamaica rum.
- Dell Fraser: [skeptically] yeah, well...
- Ed Parker: Then, you throw the goose away. And you drink the gravy!