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Ship of Fools (1965)

Simone Signoret: La Condesa

Ship of Fools

Simone Signoret credited as playing...

La Condesa

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Quotes12

  • La Condesa: I'm sure you never have any problems sleeping.
  • Dr. Wilhelm Schumann: No, never.
  • La Condesa: Tell me your secret.
  • Dr. Wilhelm Schumann: A clear conscience, of course.
  • La Condesa: [sarcastically] That's a neat trick: having a clear conscience when you work as a doctor on a ship which has six hundred people living on an open deck.
  • Dr. Wilhelm Schumann: What are you laughing at?
  • La Condesa: My house has been burned, they have taken everything I had - now I am being taken to prison to an island I know nothing about, and you are giving me a Sunday School sermon.
  • La Condesa: [to Dr. Schumann] My darling... my love... for once let's kiss in broad daylight.
  • La Condesa: To think, isn't it wonderful: two strangers on a ship - we will never meet again. We can talk - we can talk like friends, or even lovers... we can talk like two people who meet on the other side of the grave.
  • Dr. Wilhelm Schumann: Keep talking.
  • Dr. Wilhelm Schumann: [looks enchanted] You're so strange. Sometimes you're so bitter, then you're soft and warm like a child.
  • La Condesa: [smiles plainly] I'm just a woman
  • Dr. Wilhelm Schumann: What are you laughing at?
  • La Condesa: My house has been burned. They've taken everything I had. Now, I'm being taken to prison to an island I know nothing about. And you're giving me a Sunday school sermon.
  • Dr. Wilhelm Schumann: You can put your robe back on, now.
  • La Condesa: You gonna help me?
  • Dr. Wilhelm Schumann: Your Doctor may have helped you to often.
  • La Condesa: I'm very helpless at this moment.
  • Dr. Wilhelm Schumann: How old are you?
  • La Condesa: Old enough, as you can see. Much too old.
  • Dr. Wilhelm Schumann: Forty-five?
  • La Condesa: Not *that* old.
  • Dr. Wilhelm Schumann: How old are you?
  • La Condesa: Forty-two.
  • Dr. Wilhelm Schumann: Take off your robe.
  • La Condesa: You're sure you're the ship's doctor?
  • Dr. Wilhelm Schumann: Oh, I am the ship's doctor.
  • [La Condesa removes her robe]
  • Dr. Wilhelm Schumann: Lean forward please. What is it?
  • La Condesa: Your hands are cold.
  • La Condesa: What about your childhood? Did nothing gay ever happen to you, at all?
  • Dr. Wilhelm Schumann: No. I was the perfect dupe. I believed anything anybody told me. I was full of the highest hopes and the most unbelievable innocents. However, it's true, at the age of 12, I did have an experience with the housekeeper. It left an indelible impression on me, shocked my mother to no end, and cost the poor girl her job.
  • La Condesa: Well, There is hope for you, after all.
  • La Condesa: Did you ever have all the worst possible things that can happen to you, happen? Well, it gives you the most irresponsible feeling. Nothing more can happen.
  • La Condesa: What are you trying to tell me? Are you trying to tell me I'm an addict?

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