Michael Nesmith credited as playing...
- Mike: Welcome to Swineville, Peter, a happy, sleepy little hillbilly town where seemingly innocent, nice, naive people turn just like that
- [snaps fingers]
- Mike: to a vengeful, hateful mob!
- Peter: How do you know that?
- Mike: Because these are my people.
- [entering a spooky mansion]
- Mike: Well, uh, it's a little gloomy, but we could probably work wonders with just a few geraniums.
- Micky: Uh-uh, YOU decorate. I'M leaving!
- Peter: Hey, look, guys! All the comforts of home!
- Mike: Yeah, YOUR home, shotgun, not MINE.
- Mike: Ooh! So, uh... That's, uh... That's what
- [bleeped]
- Mike: is all about.
- Davy: Yeah.
- [bleeped]
- Davy: It's pretty scary.
- Micky: You know what's even more scary?
- Peter: What?
- Micky: You can't say
- [bleeped]
- Micky: on television.
