Robert Dorning credited as playing...
Philip Fairweather
- Nicholas: [after being punished for scratching one of Teresa's records] That Froggy bitch pulled my ear off!
- Philip Fairweather: Here, here, here! Who taught you to speak like that?
- Nicholas: Mum did!
- Philip Fairweather: [slaps the back of Nicholas's hand] That'll teach you to tell lies.
- Philip Fairweather: Oh, yes, of course I remember! Oh! Bonnie Prince Charlie?
- Marion Fairweather: No, no! The Roundheads!
- Philip Fairweather: The Roundheads, with all those bagpipes?
- Cecil: Jacobites.
- Philip Fairweather: I wouldn't put up with that fellow's language.
- George: Yes, I know, but good gardeners are awfully difficult to come by, you know.
- Marion Fairweather: You're going to have an exhibition?
- Philip Fairweather: Hey, you've been hiding things from us. When are you going to have this show?
- George: Surely you can see Teresa's pulling both your legs. She's teaching me to work in oils. I'm just a Sunday painter like a thousand others.
- Marion Fairweather: Grandma Moses!