Hywel Bennett credited as playing...
Arthur Fitton
- Uncle Fred: You picked a good lass there, you know.
- Arthur Fitton: Oh, I know.
- Uncle Fred: Not that she ever learned much about men. At least, not until you came along. Her mother made sure of that.
- Jenny Fitton: They say music soothes the savage beast.
- Arthur Fitton: "Breast," darling.
- Jenny Fitton: What did you say?
- Arthur Fitton: I said "breast."
- Jenny Fitton: Um, pass me my nightie, would you, Arthur?
- Arthur Fitton: Oh. Oh, yes.
- Jenny Fitton: Aren't you gonna get undressed?
- Ezra Fitton: There's four Russians and a monkey walking out there now.
- Arthur Fitton: Walking out where?
- Ezra Fitton: Well, where do you think? Outer space.
- Jenny Fitton: I don't care if it never happens.
- Arthur Fitton: Oh, don't be daft. It's got to happen.
- Jenny Fitton: I'd sooner be married to you, like we are, than somebody else, it happening every night.
- Jenny Fitton: Remember Dora's 21st? I had a job holding you back.
- Arthur Fitton: Well, I wish now you hadn't. You know, it might have broken the ice, like.
- Jenny Fitton: Might've done a lot more. Then we couldn't have had a white wedding.