Leslie Phillips credited as playing...
Dr. Gaston Grimsdyke
- Sir Lancelot Spratt: How did I get home ?
- Dr. Gaston Grimsdyke: I bought you.
- Sir Lancelot Spratt: By car ?
- Dr. Gaston Grimsdyke: No, operating trolley.
- Dr. Gaston Grimsdyke: Hello I'm looking for some clothes, for a new look.
- Boutique assistant: Certainly, for your son ?
- Dr. Gaston Grimsdyke: [disappointed] No, me !
- Boutique assistant: [equally disappointed] Oh.
- Robert the hairdresser: Of course the moustache will have to go.
- Dr. Gaston Grimsdyke: [horrified] Have to go ? But... but it makes makes me look younger !
- Robert the hairdresser: By the time I've finished with your hair you won't look old enough to grow one.
- Prof. Halfbeck: Ah Grimsdyke, sorry to tell you that we've offered the promotion to the other Dr Grimsdyke.
- Dr. Gaston Grimsdyke: [dejected] Oh Professor... .
- Prof. Halfbeck: It's not that your qualifications are not up to it. But a responsible job like this, and you look much too young for it.