Arthur Hill credited as playing...
Albert Graves
- Sheriff: Who is this clown?
- Albert Graves: He's a private detective working for us.
- Lew Harper: Yeah, I used to be a sheriff 'til I passed my literacy test.
- Albert Graves: Did you meet Sampson's daughter?
- Lew Harper: That ugly, skinny kid? Yeah, we passed in the night.
- Albert Graves: [Takes out a cheesecake picture of Miranda] Oh, Lew, isn't she incredible?
- Lew Harper: Oh boy, you dirty old man.
- Albert Graves: Go on. You think I'm too old for her.
- Lew Harper: Nah. When she's a 100, you only be a 124.
- Albert Graves: You think I'm old enough to be her father.
- Lew Harper: You're old enough to be her *grandfather*.
- Albert Graves: Ah, go to hell.
- Lew Harper: Solid Citizen Albert, hung up on a chick at your age. That's a hoot!
- Albert Graves: You were hired by a bitch to find scum.
- Lew Harper: Yeah... every time I hope it's going to be Prince Charming sending me out to scout out Cinderella.
- Elaine Sampson: Are you going to rescue my Ralph for me?
- Albert Graves: Oh, now Elaine, I don't want you to worry.
- Elaine Sampson: How can I worry with men like you on the job?
- Sheriff: Now there's a pretty brave woman.
- Lew Harper: Yeah, gutty as hell.
- Albert Graves: Miranda? Hello, Miranda. Miranda's coming. How are you?
- Miranda Sampson: Suicidal. I just had the nicest chat with stepmommy.
- Albert Graves: What're you gonna be doing?
- Lew Harper: I'm gonna crack this thing, Albert. I swear to you. It's gonna be laid out.
- Lew Harper: Yeah, well, listen, buddy, with a little luck we'll all be bombed by suppertime.
- Albert Graves: What?
- Lew Harper: Stoned by suppertime!
- Albert Graves: How does it feel to be popping your flash bulbs in dirty little motel rooms, spying on the cheaters?
- Albert Graves: You did all you could, Lew.
- Lew Harper: No, if you did all you could and you did it right, it wouldn't have to end this way.