Warren Beatty credited as playing...
Barney Lincoln
- Barney Lincoln: Violets for your furs, madam.
- Angel McGinnis: Like the song.
- Barney Lincoln: Like the song.
- Museum Receptionist: I'm so glad you like us, Professor. We're a little museum, actually. Totally without pretension, but, we do like to feel that our slide collection is *rather* daring.
- Barney Lincoln: Well, it left me breathless.
- Angel McGinnis: Funny, you don't look obscene.
- Barney Lincoln: I'm not obscene. I'm just generous, to a fault.
- Angel McGinnis: Me too. How lovely.
- Barney Lincoln: Yeah, lovely.
- Barney Lincoln: There's a nasty fellow.
- Museum Receptionist: Oh, yes. Kill, kill, kill. You know, that's really all he likes to do. Naughty.
- Angel McGinnis: We could be doing this anywhere else in the whole world. Why did we have to come all the way to France?
- Barney Lincoln: If we hadn't come, we wouldn't have met again.
- Angel McGinnis: Good thinking. Of course, if we hadn't come all this way, we'd probably be doing exactly the same thing somewhere else - only with different people.
- Barney Lincoln: Is that a purely hypothetical thought?
- Angel McGinnis: Purely.
- Barney Lincoln: Very risque.
- Angel McGinnis: Well, you know what they say about English girls.
- Angel McGinnis: What you going to do?
- Barney Lincoln: What do mean? When I grow up or now?
- Angel McGinnis: I don't care what people do when they grow up.
- Barney Lincoln: We'll think of something.
- Barney Lincoln: Are you trying to compromise me, lady?
- Angel McGinnis: Absolutely.
- Barney Lincoln: Good girl. Come on, we'll have a drink.
- Angel McGinnis: No thanks. I'll just nibble at your champagne.
- Barney Lincoln: You followed me. Did you follow me?
- Angel McGinnis: You followed me first.
- Barney Lincoln: I never followed you.
- Barney Lincoln: I don't believe you're a career girl.
- Angel McGinnis: I design kinky clothes for baby-faced girls...
- Barney Lincoln: Come on, what do you really do?
- Angel McGinnis: I design kinky clothes for baby-faced girls from Chelsea who like to show off their pretty little knees.
- Barney Lincoln: Well, I can't see your pretty little knees.
- Barney Lincoln: Do I detect a new note in your cheerful birdsong?
- Angel McGinnis: I hope not. That would be dreary and being dreary embarrasses me.
- Barney Lincoln: I wonder if I were to sat in one of those nice comfy chairs if you could bring me a cup of tea?
- Casino Waiter: My pleasure is to be at your pleasure.
- Angel McGinnis: You won pots of money at the casino. I was very impressed. It was pots, wasn't it?
- Barney Lincoln: Pots!
- Angel McGinnis: And I'm obviously lucky for you. A rabbit's foot.
- Angel McGinnis: Shut your eyes and start counting to a hundred - and never tell yourself I didn't really exist.
- Barney Lincoln: I think your serious.
- Angel McGinnis: Yes, I am. So, start counting. Count!
- Barney Lincoln: One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten...
- Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis: I'm going to offer you a job. One which I hope you won't find too tedious. One which you might even enjoy. Are you interested?
- Barney Lincoln: Well, my time is your time, Inspector.
- Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis: Like the song.
- Barney Lincoln: Like the song.
- Barney Lincoln: Stop acting like a little girl.
- Angel McGinnis: Oh, fuck you! If you say rotten, stupid things like that to me.
- Barney Lincoln: Is your vacation getting you down?
- Angel McGinnis: My vacation's lovely, thank you. But, different to the one I'd planned. Much more sexy, lovely.
- Barney Lincoln: You want me to beat him?
- Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis: I want you to beat him. I want you to beat him and beat him. I want you to drive him to the ground like a wicket.
- Inspector 'Manny' McGinnis: You're going to love your new job, Mr. Lincoln.
- Barney Lincoln: Wrong. I haven't worked in years.
- Dominion Porter: Good evening, sir.
- Barney Lincoln: Lincoln, Barney Lincoln. An introduction was arranged by Lord Climan.
- Dominion Porter: Yes, sir, you were expected. You and, em?
- Angel McGinnis: Constant Companion.