Harold P. Warren credited as playing...
- [last lines]
- Michael: I am Michael. I take care of the place while the master is away.
- Michael: Hey, Torgo, where's the phone? Yes, Alexander Graham Bell, you know, telephone?
- Torgo: There is none, sir. The Master doesn't approve of such devices.
- Margaret: Then... then where is the nearest phone?
- Torgo: The nearest phone is at the crossroads. That's ten miles.
- Margaret: Ten miles? Might as well be ten THOUSAND miles!
- Michael: [getting mad] Easy, honey! It won't help to get mad!
- Margaret: Mike, I don't like this.
- Mike: Nothing to worry about. It's only your imagination.
- Michael: [gesturing at the painting] That must be your master. Where did you say he was?
- Torgo: He has left this world, but he is with us always. No matter where we go he is with us.
- Michael: We should be pretty close right now. The agent said that it was about twelve miles from highway ten and that was highway ten back there.
- Margaret: But you know, we should have asked for better directions at the last gas station!
- Michael: Listen, I've never gotten us lost before!
- Michael: Now, look, the sign pointed this way!
- Margaret: Mike, let's go back to the crossroads and ask those kids we saw!
- Michael: Okay! Okay, but I know we can't be wrong! Look, the sign pointed this way!
