Robert Vaughn credited as playing...
Napoleon Solo
- Maude Waverly: You haven't forgotten our date tonight, have you?
- Napoleon Solo: Our - no. No-no. Of course, I, no.
- Maude Waverly: Here's the hotel address.
- Napoleon Solo: I'm Napoleon Solo, with the U.N.C.L.E.
- Tracey Alexander: Oh, my favorite charity. Listen, dear, I'm sorry, but, I'm afraid I'm already overcommitted.
- Arnold Claxon: Mr. Solo is with a secret international organization.
- Tracey Alexander: Really?
- Maude Waverly: I'll forgive you for breaking our date if you promise to be back before tomorrow night. We can still have that weekend at the beach. I'm working on my tan, right now.
- Napoleon Solo: A weekend at the beach?
- Maude Waverly: You haven't forgotten, have you?
- Napoleon Solo: Oh, no! Of course not. You know what they say about elephants and spies.
- Napoleon Solo: I think you have an address for me?
- [Maude hands Solo a piece of paper]
- Napoleon Solo: Gee, I don't want to quibble, but this is an apartment number and address. I'm supposed to get the address of Alexander's hotel?
- Maude Waverly: That's, eh, my address. And once you've committed it to memory, tear it up into small pieces and swallow it.
- Princess Nicole: [sitting in a hot tub] You're not going to leave me all alone and unprotected are you?
- Napoleon Solo: Well, I'd like to help, but, I'm a little behind schedule. Besides, I have the distinct feeling it might be bad for my back.
- Princess Nicole: [sitting in a hot tub] Ever since we met at Alexander's, I knew there would be something for us to share together.
- Napoleon Solo: You maybe right.
- Princess Nicole: It will be very stimulating.