Yvonne De Carlo credited as playing...
Lily Munster
- Herman: Gee, Lily, tonight's the night of the Captain's party, dear. I've got my sea legs now. And I want to go to the party and put on funny hats and be obnoxious and talk too loud and get stoned. Uphold the American image abroad.
- Lily Munster: Never mind that. You'll have plenty of time to make a fool of yourself when you get to England.
- Herman: Well, okay. If that's a promise.
- Lily Munster: [Lily and Grandpa are 'borrowing' a couple of horses] Grandpa, what if we get caught?
- Grandpa Munster: Listen, it won't be the first time I was hanged as a horse thief.
- Eddie Munster: Mom, how come Pop inherited an English title? I thought he was made in Germany.
- Lily Munster: Well you see, Eddie, at an early age, your father left Doctor Frankenstein's lab in Germany...
- Herman: [Herman puts a monocle over his eye and looks in the mirror, which promptly shatters] That's right, son.
- Lily Munster: ...and then he arrived in England and he was adopted by a family called Munster, who gave him their name.
- Lily Munster: Marilyn, if you should happen to meet any strange men on board, be sure and speak to them.
- Herman: That's right, dear. Don't let your... unattractiveness make you self conscious.
- Lily Munster: Herman, you've been in bed now for two days. You're not going to die.
- Herman: I know I'm not. I'm not strong enough to die.
- Grandpa Munster: Relax, Herman. Eddie and Marilyn are in the hold now, getting my portable laboratory out of our car. I'll whip up a potion and have you on your feet before you can say: Jack the Ripper.
- Lily Munster: Oh! Freddie Munster, you're not a very nice person!
- Freddie Munster: I am a thorough rotter, like all the Munsters before me, and proud of it!
- Herman: Oh, what's the happy occasion?
- Lily Munster: The reading of a will.
- Herman: Oh, goody! That sounds like a fun thing.
- Lily Munster: There, there, dear. You've only had your heart broken. Wait till you've had a stake driven through it a half a dozen times, like I have.
- Lily Munster: Marilyn, you could take a few lessons from Cousin Grace. See what a sandpaper skin and a touch of malnutrition can do for the complexion?
- Marilyn Munster: Oh, yes! It does wonders for you, Cousin Grace.