Ann-Margret credited as playing...
Suzie
- Suzie Solaris: Why are you doing this? I mean, really, why?
- Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: Oh, because I'm one of America's top secret agents and I don't want BIG O to take over the world.
- Suzie Solaris: Come on, I'm serious.
- Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: You ask a silly question...
- Suzie Solaris: [as they're being picked up by helicopter, Suzie pulls down Matt's pants to reveal his shorts] Polka-dot shorts?
- Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: It's the only way to fly.
- Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: This is dancing?
- Suzie Solaris: It's called a discotheque. You want to try?
- Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: Well, I don't disc...
- Dean Paul Martin: [after a performance by "Dino, Desi & Billy" at a discoteque] Hey, now you're swingin', dad!
- Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: Dad?
- Suzie Solaris: He calls everybody "dad".
- Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: Don't he know?
- Suzie Solaris: He's a wise son who knows his own father.
- Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: The way they're wearing their hair nowadays, it's a wise father that knows his own son!
- Suzie Solaris: My father and Dominque were pretty good friends for awhile. Then Coco came along. Coco wanted him for CoCo.
- Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: She really fell for him?
- Suzie Solaris: He was here on vacation. Vacations end. Coco didn't want it to.
- Suzie Solaris: They're not married.
- Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: You mean they hate each other like that for nothin'?
- Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: I think I'll come over to your side.
- Suzie Solaris: Well, I don't have very much to offer.
- Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: You're puttin' me on?
- Suzie Solaris: [laughs] I didn't mean...
- Matt Helm aka Jim Peters: I didn't think you did. But, we'll think of something. In the mean time, don't you go tellin' anybody about your family tree, cause, whoever grabbed him, might grab you and if there's any grabbin' to be done around here...
- Suzie Solaris: Oh! That was a marvelous rock-n-roll party.
- Matt Helm: Yeah. And the party hasn't even started.
- Suzie Solaris: Oh, yeah?
- Matt Helm: How do you like being back in America.
- Suzie Solaris: Oh, I love it! I love it! I love every nook
- [kiss]
- Suzie Solaris: and cranny
- [kiss]
- Suzie Solaris: , every hill
- [kiss]
- Suzie Solaris: , every dale
- [kiss]
- Suzie Solaris: ...
- Matt Helm: Easy, I get a little ticklish across the Mississippi.