Peter Falk credited as playing...
Lt. Bixbee
- Lt. Bixbee: You see, in the neighborhood that I come from, a kid had 3 chances. He could be a hood, he could be a cop, he could be a priest. Well, I was too clumsy to steal, and we weren't Catholic.
- Sgt. Rothschild: [They've just reviewed the bank's security camera footage of the robbery] Well, that's it. Suspect: young, white female, 5 foot 3, red hair, yellow suit. Did I forget anything?
- Lt. Bixbee: Yeah, when viewed from behind, she has a very attractive wiggle.
- Lt. Bixbee: Penelope, I am the best damn cop I know. And that's my trouble. I'm too damn good for my own damn good.
- Penelope: I think you're very good.
- Lt. Bixbee: You're tense. You're much too tense. Very bad for the digestion. Relax. The insurance company, let them be tense. They have to make good your losses.
- Lt. Bixbee: Poke your tongue into it and fill the pocket with air.
- Penelope: I did it!
- Lt. Bixbee: Beginner's luck.
- Lt. Bixbee: What's your right name, honey?
- Honeysuckle Rose: Well, I told you. Honeysuckle Rose. My sister's Mexicali Rose.
- Lt. Bixbee: I know, the roses of Washington Square.
- Honeysuckle Rose: Huntington, West Virginia.
- Lt. Bixbee: Honey, believe me, you're only making it tough on yourself by sticking to this cockamamie story.
- Honeysuckle Rose: Well, that's the only cockamamie story I know!
- Lt. Bixbee: Penelope, I don't think you're getting the full picture. You see, the charge against Miss Rose here is not cat-walking, it's bank-robbing.