Stella Stevens credited as playing...
Gail Hendricks
- Gail Hendrix: What are you doing!
- Matt Helm: Ah, shut up! And don't open your mouth until you get to the hotel!
- Gail Hendrix: Well, how do you expect me to breathe?
- Matt Helm: Don't!
- Gail Hendrix: I want some music.
- [Gail turns on car radio, Frank Sinatra's "Come Fly With Me" plays]
- Matt Helm: Oh, turn him off, he's terrible!
- [Gail changes the station, Dean Martin's "Everybody Loves Somebody" plays]
- Matt Helm: Now there's a guy that can sing!
- [after Gail had splashed water on Matt, she then spills a drink on him after falling over when he's lighting her cigarette]
- Gail Hendrix: Oh, I'm terribly sorry.
- Matt Helm: Yeah, I know you are.
- Matt Helm: You'd better take those clothes off before you catch pneumonia! Well, at least take the shoe off and the stockings off.
- Gail Hendrix: You do it.
- Tina: Are you on a vacation?
- Gail Hendrix: Oh well, eh, I was on a tour, a sight-seeing tour. But eh, the man in charge of our group kept taking me places that weren't in the brochure.
- Matt Helm: Where was that?
- Gail Hendrix: His room.
- Gail Hendrix: Mr. Helm, now do I look like an enemy agent?
- Matt Helm: Well I dunno, I haven't seen the latest models yet.
- Gail Hendrix: You undressed me once and I didn't like it.
- Matt Helm: Now, you're confusing romance with first aid!
- Gail Hendrix: Thought I couldn't drink, couldn't I.
- Matt Helm: Um, what's Operation Fallout?
- Gail Hendrix: That's for you to know and me to find out. I mean, vicer verserer.