Alan Bates credited as playing...
Le Soldat Charles Plumpick
- Le soldat Charles Plumpick alias le roi de coeur: I wonder, sir, if you have the right Plumpick, sir. You see, I'm an ornithology specialist.
- Le Colonel Alexander MacBibenbrook: This calls for a specialist, Pumpernickel.
- Le soldat Charles Plumpick alias le roi de coeur: Plumpick.
- Le Colonel Alexander MacBibenbrook: Nickel!
- Le Duc de Trèfle: I'm the Duke of Clubs.
- Monseigneur Marguerite: Monseigneur Marguerite.
- Le Duc de Trèfle: Come, my friend. Tell them who you are.
- Le soldat Charles Plumpick alias le roi de coeur: King of Hearts!
- Le Duc de Trèfle: You Majesty!
- Monseigneur Marguerite: Such an honor!
- Madame Eva alias Madame Eglantine: Shall I dress as a housewife, a mummy or nun?
- Le soldat Charles Plumpick alias le roi de coeur: Okay this way. Listen, sit down and don't move. Are you a whore?
- Madame Eva alias Madame Eglantine: Yes!
- Le soldat Charles Plumpick alias le roi de coeur: And I'm a customer?
- Madame Eva alias Madame Eglantine: Yes.
- Le soldat Charles Plumpick alias le roi de coeur: Good. We understand each other.
- Madame Eva alias Madame Eglantine: Charles, enter.
- Le soldat Charles Plumpick alias le roi de coeur: Staying with us?
- Madame Eva alias Madame Eglantine: To take the chill off, tell you of birds and bees.
- Coquelicot: You don't know how? Neither do I.
- Madame Eva alias Madame Eglantine: This is the bedroom. The bed. The lamp. The switch. I suggest a quiet moment. Then turn the light on. Examine the object of your desire carefully. Turn the light off again. Love is played like chess, black and white.
- Coquelicot: Will he get naked?
- Madame Eva alias Madame Eglantine: Yes. Don't be lewd. There's booze. I'll draw the curtains.
- Coquelicot: What would you like?
- Le soldat Charles Plumpick alias le roi de coeur: To lose my memory.
- Coquelicot: It's easy.
- Le soldat Charles Plumpick alias le roi de coeur: Where are we going?
- Le Duc de Trèfle: To the cathedral. 12th century. A bit restored, like my wife.
- Monsieur Marcel: It's your turn, Your Majesty.
- Le soldat Charles Plumpick alias le roi de coeur: I still don't understand the rules.
- Monseigneur Marguerite: There aren't any.
- Monsieur Marcel: So nice of you to come.
- Le soldat Charles Plumpick alias le roi de coeur: You pay customers?
- Monsieur Marcel: Yes. That's why business is good.
- Le soldat Charles Plumpick alias le roi de coeur: The cage door is open!
- [lion roars]
- Le Général Géranium: He's used to being caged. He won't come out! That's for him to decide. The king of beasts.