Sterling Holloway credited as playing...
Winnie the Pooh
- Narrator: Winnie the Pooh crawled out of the gorse bush, brushed the prickles from his nose, and began to think again.
- Winnie the Pooh: Think, think, think.
- Narrator: And the first person he thought of was...
- Winnie the Pooh: Winnie the Pooh?
- Narrator: [chuckles] No, Christopher Robin.
- Winnie the Pooh: Oh.
- Owl: Blast it all.
- Gopher: Good idea! We'll dynamite. Save time.
- Owl: Eh, what's the charge?
- Gopher: The charge? Oh, about seven sticks of dynamite.
- Owl: Oh, no, no, no, the cost! The charge in money.
- Gopher: Nope, no charge account. I work strictly cash.
- Owl: Obviously, but, I should think...
- Gopher: Well, I can't stand around lollygagging all day. I got a tight schedule.
- [falls down a hole, screaming]
- Gopher: If you think it over, let me know. You got my card, I'm not in the book, you know.
- Owl: Oh. Dash it all, he's gone.
- Winnie the Pooh: After all, he's not in the book, you know.
- Owl: Oh.
- Winnie the Pooh: [in a sticky voice] I must be going now. Goodbye, Rabbit.
- Rabbit: Well, goodbye, if you're sure you won't have any more.
- Winnie the Pooh: [turns to leave then stops] Is there any more?
- Rabbit: No, there isn't.
- Winnie the Pooh: I thought not.
- [tries to climb out the front door but is stuck]
- Winnie the Pooh: Oh, oh, help and bother! I'm stuck.
- Rabbit: Oh, dear. Oh, gracious. Oh. Well, it all comes from eating too much.
- Winnie the Pooh: It all comes from not having front doors big enough!
- Winnie the Pooh: Could you ssspare a sssmall sssmackerel?
- Gopher: Say, you ought to do sssomething about that ssspeech impediment, sssonny.
- Eeyore: [after Pooh gets stuck in the honey tree again] Stuck again.
- Christopher Robin: Don't worry, Pooh. We'll get you out.
- Winnie the Pooh: No hurry. Take your time.
- Winnie the Pooh: That buzzing noise means something. Now, the only reason for making a buzzing noise that I know of is because you are... a bee! And the only reason for being a bee is to make honey. And the only reason for making honey is so I can eat it.
- Winnie the Pooh: Good morning, Christopher Robin.
- Christopher Robin: Oh, good morning, Winnie the Pooh.
- Owl: Good morning, Pooh bear.
- Eeyore: If it is a good morning, which I doubt.
- Kanga: Pooh, Roo has a little surprise for you.
- Roo: Flowers.
- Winnie the Pooh: Honeysuckle!
- [Pooh tries to eat it]
- Kanga: [chuckles] No, Pooh, you don't eat them. You smell them.
- Winnie the Pooh: Oh.
- [smells the honeysuckle]
- Rabbit: [encouragingly] Uh, Would you like condensed milk...
- [discouragingly]
- Rabbit: or honey on your bread?
- Winnie the Pooh: Both. But never mind the bread, please. Just a small helping, if you please.
- Rabbit: Huh, there you are.
- [gives Pooh a single drop of honey; Pooh looks at him disappointedly]
- Rabbit: Is, uh, something wrong?
- Winnie the Pooh: Well, I did mean a little larger small helping.
- Rabbit: Perhaps, it would save time if you took the whole-
- [Pooh takes the honey pot from Rabbit]
- Rabbit: -jar?
- Winnie the Pooh: Thank you, Rabbit.
- Winnie the Pooh: [after rolling in mud] There, now.
- [giggles, then wades out of the mud puddle]
- Winnie the Pooh: Isn't this a clever disguise?
- Christopher Robin: What are you supposed to be?
- Winnie the Pooh: [looking himself over] I'm a little black rain cloud, of course.
- Christopher Robin: [giggles] Silly old bear.
- Winnie the Pooh: [singing] Hum dum de dum, hum dum de dum / I am so rumbly in my tumbly.
- [hits head]
- Winnie the Pooh: Ooh! Time to munch an early luncheon / Hum de dum dum dum / Oh, I wouldn't climb this tree / If a Pooh flew like a bee / But I wouldn't be a bear then / So I guess I wouldn't care then / Bears love honey and I'm a Pooh bear / So I do care, so I climb there / I'm so rumbly in my tumbly / Time for something... for something...
- [branch breaks]
- Winnie the Pooh: ... sweet! To eat!
- Winnie the Pooh: Is anybody at home?
- [no answer]
- Winnie the Pooh: What I said was, "Is anybody at home?"
- Rabbit: No.
- Winnie the Pooh: Bother. Isn't there anybody here at all?
- Rabbit: [hurriedly collecting dishes from his table] Nobody!
- Winnie the Pooh: Must be somebody there, because *somebody* must have said, "Nobody."
- Winnie the Pooh: Well, isn't that the Rabbit's voice?
- Rabbit: [talking into a honey jar] I don't think so. It isn't meant to be.
- Winnie the Pooh: Christopher Robin... I think the bees - S-U-S-P-E-C-T something.
- Christopher Robin: Perhaps they think you're after their honey.
- Winnie the Pooh: Well, it may be that. You never can tell with bees.
- Winnie the Pooh: [peering into Rabbit's hole] Hello, Rabbit!
- Rabbit: Oh, oh, hello, Pooh Bear.
- [realizes]
- Rabbit: Uh, Pooh Bear! Uh, uh, aha, aha, what a pleasant surprise! And, uh, how about lunch?
- Winnie the Pooh: [entering Rabbit's home] Oh, thank you, Rabbit.
- Rabbit: [lamely] And uh, help yourself, Pooh.
- Owl: Well, if it isn't Pooh Bear.
- Winnie the Pooh: Oh, hello, Owl.
- Owl: Splendid day to be up and about one's business, eh?
- [Notices Pooh is stuck on Rabbit's door]
- Owl: I say, are you stuck?
- Winnie the Pooh: No, just resting, and thinking, and humming to myself.
- [Hums]
- Owl: You, sir, are stuck. A wedged bear in a great tightness. In a word, irremovable.
- [Pooh notices that his black rain cloud disguise is failing and the bees are after him]
- Winnie the Pooh: Christopher Robin, I've come to a very important decision: THESE ARE THE WRONG SORTS OF BEES!
- Winnie the Pooh: Christopher Robin! I think it would help with this deception if you would just kind of open your umbrella and say, "Tut-tut, it looks like rain."
- Christopher Robin: Tut-tut, it looks like rain. Tut-tut, it looks like rain.