Elizabeth Hartman credited as playing...
Barbara Darling
- Barbara Darling: Take off your jacket. Relax.
- [long pause]
- Barbara Darling: Would you like a drink? Coffee?
- Bernard Chanticleer: Coffee? A drink. Maybe better coffee. I mean, a drink of coffee.
- Barbara Darling: I know what's wrong with you. You would like a glass of milk! But you're afraid to ask for because you'll think Barbara will think you're a little boy. But it's alright. You can ask Barbara for a glass of milk and she'll bring it to you. Go on. Ask Barbara for a glass of milk. Say: I want a glass of milk.
- Bernard Chanticleer: I want a glass of milk.
- Barbara Darling: You see? See how easy, sunshine?
- [Barbara takes a cigarette out of Bernard's mouth]
- Barbara Darling: You like those coffin nails too much. Better watch out. Better not cough.
- Barbara Darling: You're perfect.
- Bernard Chanticleer: Me?
- Barbara Darling: Absolutely hunky dory perfect. You're just what I need in my life.
- Bernard Chanticleer: What's wrong with me?
- Barbara Darling: Nothing that a firing squad couldn't fix it.
- Bernard Chanticleer: [Referring to Barbara's job as a go-go dancer] Why do you have to work there? Everybody looks up your dress. Don't you feel guilty?
- Barbara Darling: Look, Bernie baby, I haven't known you too long, but it seems to me that you're getting to be a regular noodge. Remember when you wrote that sweet letter to me? I thought you'd be a person that would be FUN to be with.