Michael Bates credited as playing...
Inspector Clarke
- Insp. Reg Clarke: Can you remember your exact last words to him?
- Margaret Spencer: I think it was "Wimpy Burgers twice, 1 MR, 1 well, heavy on the onions".
- Insp. Reg Clarke: I don't want to alarm you, but I'd say that lips like that would be a magnet to sex maniacs.
- Margaret Spencer: Really?
- Insp. Reg Clarke: Lovely weather we've been having.
- Margaret Spencer: Lovely.
- Insp. Reg Clarke: Of course, we've been kept pretty busy. It's the summer frocks. I've had three rapes on my hands this morning.
- Margaret Spencer: Is that a lot?
- Insp. Reg Clarke: Oh, round about the seasonal average.
- Insp. Reg Clarke: I've always had mixed feelings about - rape. I mean, half the time, it's the, uh, the girls that have led things on.
- [moves in closer]
- Margaret Spencer: I agree with you.
- [backs away]
- Insp. Reg Clarke: They bring it on themselves, you know. They really do.
- Insp. Reg Clarke: You've got lovely lips, Margaret. Very tempting and alluring. "Lorelei lips" is what I call 'em. Has anyone ever said that before?
- Margaret Spencer: No, never.