Paul Kligman credited as playing...
J. Jonah Jameson • Police officer • Harry • Antique show manager • Army General • Art gallery director • Boss • Co-pilot • Cons • DeVargus • Guard • Guard #1 • Guard #2 • Jake • Lee Patterson • Man • Man on street • Native group leader • Police officer #2 • Police officers • Prison officer #1 • Snowmen leader • Tom • Umpire
- J. Jonah Jameson: [while strapped to a gear, he notices Spider-Man arriving] It's about time you showed up! Get me down from here!
- Spider-Man: Say "please".
- J. Jonah Jameson: Don't be ridiculous. Get me down!
- Spider-Man: Please...
- J. Jonah Jameson: If you don't let me down, I'll... I'll...
- Spider-Man: [starts walking away from Jameson] Okay, see you later.
- J. Jonah Jameson: Wait, Spider-Man! Don't leave me here.
- Spider-Man: [turns around to face Jameson] Uh, what did you say?
- J. Jonah Jameson: I said
- [gulps]
- J. Jonah Jameson: "Please?"
- [Smiles nervously]