Shelley Fabares credited as playing...
Dianne Carter
- Scott Heyward: [he is driving fast down the road in his sports-car, Dianne is sitting next to him] Dianne, I have a confession to make.
- Dianne Carter: About what?
- Scott Heyward: [he has been pretending to be poor Tom Wilson, when he is really Scott Heyward, a multi-millionaire] About my family.
- Dianne Carter: But I'm marrying you, not your family.
- Scott Heyward: [points to a large oil field] You see that oil field over there? I was given one 10 times that size on my 21st birthday.
- Dianne Carter: [disbelieving] Ten times? Oh.
- Scott Heyward: [pointing to the ocean] You see that yacht? I was given one just like it on my last birthday.
- Dianne Carter: Do you know what I think? I think driving Scott's car is giving you delusions.
- Scott Heyward: That's what I'm trying to tell you.
- Dianne Carter: What?
- Scott Heyward: That's who I am.
- Dianne Carter: Who?
- Scott Heyward: *I'm* Scott Heyward.
- Dianne Carter: [facetiously] Oh, and I'm *Hortense Fiegledopper*.
- Scott Heyward: [shows her his driver's license] Listen, will you please be serious? Look. See for yourself.
- Dianne Carter: [realizes he really IS Scott Heyward, the multi-millionaire; she swoons.] Oh.
- Scott Heyward: Hey, Dianne? Dianne, you all right?
- 'Tom Wilson': Are you all right?
- Dianne Carter: No. Turn around.
- 'Tom Wilson': What's the matter?
- Dianne Carter: I lost my top!
- 'Tom Wilson': Oh, good timing. Jamison's swimming over here.
- James J. Jamison III: You could start a whole new fad.
- Dianne Carter: What?
- James J. Jamison III: Topless water-skiing.
- 'Tom Wilson': They tell me if you look deep enough into a fire, you can sometimes see into the future.
- Dianne Carter: Well, what do you see?
- 'Tom Wilson': [singing] I can see you now, Living like a Queen...
- Dianne Carter: These are lovely rooms, James. Very exotic.
- James J. Jamison III: Well, they should be. They call it the Sultan's Suite and I take it every year.
- Dianne Carter: Where do you keep your harem?