Ralph Meeker credited as playing...
Captain Stuart Kinder
- Major John Reisman: [Kinder has just finished a psychiatric evaluation of Reisman's troops] So what does that give you?
- Capt. Stuart Kinder: Doesn't give me anything. But along with these other results, it gives *you* just about the most twisted, anti-social bunch of psychopathic deformities I have ever run into! And the worst, the most dangerous of the bunch, is Maggott. You've got one religious maniac, one malignant dwarf, two near-idiots... and the rest I don't even wanna think about!
- Major John Reisman: Well, I can't think of a better way to fight a war.
- Capt. Stuart Kinder: These people don't know their enemy is the Germans. They think the enemy is their own United States Army!
- Major John Reisman: Maybe that's because the Germans haven't done anything to them yet.
- Capt. Stuart Kinder: [while the dozen are cavorting with the prostitutes in the guards' barracks] I wonder if any of them even know it's Mother's Day.
- Major John Reisman: [glances at Kinder and pauses briefly] Is it?
- Capt. Stuart Kinder: Why do you hate Major Reisman so much?
- Maggot: There are 11 evil men out there and they must be punished for their wickedness. And this Major Reisman, he just snatched them up from the brink of the pit, and he cheated the Master of his vengeance.