Phil Silvers credited as playing...
Sergeant Nocker
- Commandant Burger: Are you taking Le Pice?
- Sergeant Nocker: Please sir, I'm trying to ask a serious question.
- [Sgt. Nocker and Commandant Burger are checking the supplies]
- Sergeant Nocker: Salt tablets, the pill... the pill? What do you suppose they use that for?
- Commandant Burger: I cannot conceive!
- Sergeant Nocker: Hold it baby. How about giving us the Dance of the Two Veils?
- Corktip: You mean seven veils.
- Sergeant Nocker: Why bother with preliminaries?
- Commandant Burger: [after unveiling Sgt. Nocker as a fake, and he refuses his medal] Nein, nein, nein!
- Sergeant Nocker: Well one should be enough!
- Sergeant Nocker: Ah, Egypt. Land of mystery. Home of the mighty fairies.
- Bo West: You mean pharaohs.
- Sergeant Nocker: I know what I mean.
- Simpson: You mean all these ladies are the Sheikh's wives?
- Sergeant Nocker: Yes. What's so terrible about that?
- Simpson: Think, all those mothers in law!