Ronald Lacey credited as playing...
Spool
- Juniper: [re-enters scene still dressed as a clown, Drogue, Spool, Gripweed, and Clapper in tow] Bayonet!
- Transom: Bayonet?
- Spool: Where's your bayonet?
- Juniper: Must have left it sticking in the enemy, sir!
- Spool: Spur!
- Juniper: Where?
- Transom: Where's your spur?
- Juniper: Must have left it sticking in the horse, sir!
- Goodbody: [calls out] Two men!
- [exeunt players]
- Goodbody: [walks back to Transom and ex-Dooley, points his finger at ex-Dooley, shouting] There! On the end of my finger!
- Gripweed: [re-enter players] Finger!
- Juniper: Finger?
- Gripweed: Musketeer Juniper, where's your finger?
- Juniper: Must have left it sticking up the Khyber Pass, sir!
- Transom: Self-inflicted injury! March him off, Musket Major! Two - wait for it!
- [pause, players posed as if frozen while running]
- Transom: Two men!
- [exeunt players]