Maureen Arthur credited as playing...
Hedy LaRue
- Rosemary: Get back in the shower. Get back in there!
- Hedy LaRue: I have nothing to hide.
- Rosemary: Oh, yes, you have! And you keep it hidden.
- J. Pierpont Finch: What are you taking that down in?
- Hedy LaRue: Long hand. It's safer. I make up for it when I type.
- J. Pierpont Finch: Oh, you type fast.
- Hedy LaRue: Like a jack rabbit - 12 words a minute.
- Bert O. Bratt: Just through here, Miss LaRue. And we'll get all of your vital statistics.
- Hedy LaRue: 39-22-38.
- Bud Frump: Oh, I win the pool!
- Bert O. Bratt: I'm Bert Bratt. I'm Bert Bratt, personnel. Sorry to have kept you waiting.
- Hedy LaRue: Oh, not at all, sir. It is I whom am late.
- Bert O. Bratt: Oh, no, not really.
- Hedy LaRue: Oh, yes. I was very naughty this morning. I'm still not accustomed to early arisal.
- Hedy LaRue: I gave up a wonderful job. Head cigarette girl at the Copa.
- J. B. Biggley: I thought you hated all those men staring at you, making advances.
- Hedy LaRue: Well, it's no different here in big business. At least at the Copa, when I got pinched, I got tipped. Around here, a girl can't even bend down to pick up a pencil with confidence.
- Hedy LaRue: The first clue is...
- TV Announcer: One moment, Miss Treasure Girl.
- [a man dressed as an Episcopalian priest enters the stage carrying a ridiculously oversized prop bible]
- TV Announcer: This man is carrying a bible. Would you place your right hand on the bible, please?
- [Hedy reaches out with her left hand]
- TV Announcer: No, your other right hand.
- Rosemary: Don't let me keep you. Go on. Go back to making love to her. Kiss her! Take her home for the weekend. I don't care.
- J. Pierpont Finch: All right, now what'll I do?
- Hedy LaRue: Let's do what she said.