John Myhers credited as playing...
Bert O. Bratt
- Tackaberry: Look, Bert, I really need a new secretary.
- Bert O. Bratt: Gentlemen, Miss LaRue will be assigned according to normal office procedures as soon as her qualifications have been determined.
- Bud Frump: I'll determine them!
- Bert O. Bratt: Just through here, Miss LaRue. And we'll get all of your vital statistics.
- Hedy LaRue: 39-22-38.
- Bud Frump: Oh, I win the pool!
- Bert O. Bratt: I'm Bert Bratt. I'm Bert Bratt, personnel. Sorry to have kept you waiting.
- Hedy LaRue: Oh, not at all, sir. It is I whom am late.
- Bert O. Bratt: Oh, no, not really.
- Hedy LaRue: Oh, yes. I was very naughty this morning. I'm still not accustomed to early arisal.
- Bert O. Bratt: [singing] A secretary is not a toy, No, my boy, not a toy to fondle and dandle, And playfully handle, In search of some puerile joy, No, A secretary is not, definitely not, a toy...
- Bert O. Bratt: I'm the personnel manager. We're not hiring anyone.
- J. Pierpont Finch: Well, I was just speaking to Mr. Biggley.
- Bert O. Bratt: Biggley?
- J. Pierpont Finch: Yes, sir.
- Bert O. Bratt: J.B. Biggley?
- J. Pierpont Finch: Yes, sir. He told me to see you.
- Bert O. Bratt: You were speaking to J.B. Biggley himself?
- J. Pierpont Finch: Yes, sir, I just - bumped into him.
- Bert O. Bratt: He's a friend of yours?
- J. Pierpont Finch: Well, sir, I don't think a man should trade on friendship to get a job.
- Bert O. Bratt: By George, I like a man who stands on his own two feet.