Anthony 'Scooter' Teague credited as playing...
Bud Frump
- Bud Frump: If you have any ideas about climbing the ladder around here, Finch, the view is going to get awfully monotonous. Every time you look up, you're gonna see the seat of my pants!
- Bud Frump: Are you ambitious, Finch?
- J. Pierpont Finch: No, not necessarily.
- Bud Frump: Good. You just keep that in mind. If you just remember who I am and who you are, we'll get along fine. If not...
- Rosemary: You go crying to your uncle!
- Bud Frump: I beg your pardon, I do not go crying to my uncle! It just happens my mother is Mrs. Biggley's sister. If I feel something's wrong, I phone my mother. She phones Mrs. Biggley, and Mrs. Biggley phones Mr. Biggley. That's the DEMOCRATIC way.
- J. B. Biggley: Wally, who's going to be the new chairman of the board, as if I didn't know?
- Bud Frump: I'll kill myself!
- Wally Womper: Ponty, it's your baby now.
- Tackaberry: Look, Bert, I really need a new secretary.
- Bert O. Bratt: Gentlemen, Miss LaRue will be assigned according to normal office procedures as soon as her qualifications have been determined.
- Bud Frump: I'll determine them!
- Bert O. Bratt: Just through here, Miss LaRue. And we'll get all of your vital statistics.
- Hedy LaRue: 39-22-38.
- Bud Frump: Oh, I win the pool!
- J. B. Biggley: Why don't you go home?
- Bud Frump: I'm waiting for the elevator.
- J. B. Biggley: Why don't you walk down?
- Bud Frump: It's 30 floors.
- J. B. Biggley: Why don't you jump?
- Bud Frump: Finch is very smart. But let's not forget that he's now in advertising. And that does something to men's brains.