Sammy Smith credited as playing...
Twimble • Wally Womper
- Mr. Twimble: Last month I became a quarter-of-a-century man.
- J. Pierpont Finch: Oh, that's beautiful, a quarter-of-a-century.
- Mr. Twimble: Quarter-of-a-century.
- J. Pierpont Finch: How long have you been in the mail room?
- Mr. Twimble: Twenty-five years. It's not easy to get this medal. It takes a combination of skill, diplomacy, and bold caution.
- Wally Womper: You never told me you hired your nephew.
- J. B. Biggley: I never showed him any favoritism; in fact, I hate him.
- Wally Womper: But you love his ideas.
- J. B. Biggley: No. When he first told me the idea, told him it was a lousy idea. When Finch brought it to me, I still said it was a lousy idea. In fact, I told Finch it was a lousy idea.
- Wally Womper: Why did you buy it?
- J. B. Biggley: Seemed like a good idea.
- J. B. Biggley: Wally, who's going to be the new chairman of the board, as if I didn't know?
- Bud Frump: I'll kill myself!
- Wally Womper: Ponty, it's your baby now.
- Wally Womper: Well, I think I got the whole picture. Now, the question is what to do and who to do it to.
- J. Pierpont Finch: [Twimble is singing the praises of the company] The company restaurant?
- Mr. Twimble: Every day, same lunch. The haddock sandwich, it's delicious!
- J. Pierpont Finch: [Unimpressed] I must try it.
- Mr. Twimble: [a warning] Early in the week.
- J. Pierpont Finch: I try to fit in.
- Mr. Twimble: No, no, it's more than that, Finch. You have an inborn gift for mailroomery.