Anna Lee credited as playing...
Elisabeth
- Flint: Eh, how much time do we have?
- Lisa: We have less than an hour.
- [Flint whistles, then walks over to the President]
- Flint: Sir, a call from you. There's an airbase close by.
- President Trent: [dejected since he is currently being impersonated by an double] Who'd believe me?
- [Flint sighs, then turns to girls when he remembers there is a lot of recreational water craft - some human powered - that could be used to invade the other island launch site]
- Flint: Well I saw a lot of floating stuff up there and your staff I understand is quite athletic.
- Elisabeth: I don't know what you mean.
- Lisa: I do. Look Miss Elisabeth our way just didn't work.
- [Lisa turns to Flint]
- Lisa: I'll get the rest of the girls and I'll meet you at the beach.
- Elisabeth: What will you do when you get there?
- Lisa: Operation Smooch.
- Elisabeth: Operation Smooch?
- Flint: Operation? Smooch?
- Lisa: Smooch.
- [Flint chuckles]
- [Flint thinks he has found a flaw in the women's plan to take over the world]
- Flint: But. What about the millions of the women throughout the world who may not see your little plan just the way you do?
- Elisabeth: Did you say millions?
- Flint: Millions yes.
- Elisabeth: [to Lisa] My dear, show Mr. Flint how the hair dryer works. Go ahead Mr. Flint, I think you will be quite interested.
- Flint: Hair dryer?
- [Flint watches as Lisa removes hair dyer side panel revealing a small running reel-to-reel tape deck]
- Flint: I suppose when the hair is wet the current is conducted and the programming is received.
- [Flint turns off the tape player]
- Flint: Brain and hair washing at the same time.
- Lisa: Exactly.
- Flint: [sighing] You really think you can get away with *this*?
- Elisabeth: Get away with it? Oh Mr. Flint, think a minute. Think. Now then, hair dryers like these have been in use for some time. Correct?
- Flint: Yes, correct.
- Elisabeth: Very well, for many years now every time a woman went into a beauty shop she came out a *little* bit more dissatisfied with a man's world. We've been busy Mr. Flint. I think you'll find, the contented housewife, is a thing of the past.
- Flint: Ladies. *Forget it*.
- [the women repeat Flint's last two words in a shocked tone]
- President Trent: Well, ladies. It was touch and go but I hope you learned your lesson. The world is better off in our hands.
- Elisabeth: You're absolutely right, sir.
- [Flint is introduced to the four top women behind everything that has been happening]
- Flint: But I know all of you ladies.
- Flint: [pointing to them in turn] Fashions. Cosmetics. Publications. Communications. You're all very famous ladies. What you don't manage, you control. What you don't control, you influence. What you don't influence, you probably one day will inherit.
- Elisabeth: That's very well put Mr. Flint. Don't you agree ladies?