Adolfo Celi credited as playing...
Ralph Valmont
- Diabolik: [as he and Valmont freefall from a plane that has suddenly exploded] I almost forgot. When I stumbled, I attached a magnetic capsule to your plane.
- Ralph Valmont: Who cares? Pull the cord!
- [original version]
- Ralph Valmont: Who's that? Must be Stud.
- [redubbed/MST3K version]
- Ralph Valmont: Is that Stud... coming?
- Prostitute: [on Eva] You can't fool me. She was no pro. I got suspicious right away. It was obvious. I could see at first glance that she was just "putting it on".
- Ralph Valmont: Remember what she looks like?
- Prostitute: Sure I do! Who could forget what she looked like? The way she was decked out in red, she looked like a cardinal, hmph! She had good legs, though.
- Ralph Valmont: Joe... call Tony. l figured Diabolik would make a play for those emeralds.
- Rose: Who wouldn't? They're beau-tiful!
- Ralph Valmont: Dry up, stupid! This might be our big chance. If you're right, I'll take good care of you.
- Prostitute: Want me to describe her?
- Ralph Valmont: Not to me - to Tony. Tell him.
- [Tony sets up an identikit]
- Prostitute: Well, look at that! That's a funny-lookin' thing, what is it? I'm talking to you, what is it?
- Tony - Identikit Operator: You'll see. Don't touch it!
- Ralph Valmont: I would like us to make a little bargin, Inspector.
- Inspector Ginko: Really now, bargin with the police? I've got a good job. Since when do I make bargins with your kind? For once, we've got special powers.
- Ralph Valmont: Diabolik will manage to lose you your job. You can always apply to me. You'll find yourself better off. You'll be more warmly dressed, and... and your women less.
- [Rose's skirt is blown upwards by the air from the trapdoor in Valmont's plane]
- Rose: Oh, Ralph! Nice - fresh air!
- Ralph Valmont: Scram!
- Ralph Valmont: [Syndicate members on flying plane] We've just concluded an executive meeting of the Syndicate. We've taken a democratic vote. Five in favour of my plan, and three against it.
- [shoots two of the dissenters]
- Frank: I change my vote! Don't shoot! Please! Please! Don't shoot! Don't shoot!
- Ralph Valmont: Since you said "please", I won't shoot.
- [Valmont presses button, floor trap door opens - Frank, the last dissenter falls out screaming]
- Ralph Valmont: Goodbye, Frank.
- Ralph Valmont: I told you I'd cross your name off the human register... LIAR!
- [fires a volley of bullets in a cross formation, killing Dr. Vernier]
- Ralph Valmont: The necklace.
- Diabolik: When I've got Eva back.
- Ralph Valmont: No necklace, no Eva. That's the deal!
- Diabolik: Is that the only deal you've got going today, Valmont?
- Ralph Valmont: I don't have to talk. I could kill you instead.
- Diabolik: Go ahead. All you've got to do is push that button.
- [Valmont doesn't push the trapdoor button. Diabolik walks away from the trapdoor towards him]
- Diabolik: Valmont, this is most unprofessional.
- Ralph Valmont: Listen Vernier, San Francisco dropped you out of the medical register. But if you're lying, I'll drop you out of the human register!