Beryl Reid credited as playing...
June Buckridge
- Mercy Croft: People are always telling me how cheerful you look, riding around on your bike.
- George: Well, you'd look cheerful too with fifty cubic centimeters throbbing away between your legs!
- Betty Thaxter: What's one looking for then, love and affection?
- George: I suppose you could put it like that, yes.
- Betty Thaxter: Oh. I think I need a drink now.
- Alice: I use half a level teaspoon of bicarbonated soda.
- Mercy Croft: Now you're giving away trade secrets.
- Alice: And one level teaspoon of cream of tartar.
- George: Shut up.
- Alice: And one egg.
- George: Shut up!
- Alice: Some people prefer two eggs but I think one's enough.
- George: SHUT UP!
- Mercy Croft: Now then girls! Girls...
- George: Appearing to be drunk happens to be one of the easier ways of getting out of some of life's most embarrassing situations.