David Arkin credited as playing...
Herbie Fine
- Herbie: You okay, kid?
- Harold Fine: I'm fine.
- Herbie: You've got that look.
- Harold Fine: What look?
- Herbie: You know, when you get fakakta.
- Harold Fine: Joyce and I are getting married Labor Day.
- Harold Fine: I'm glad you're coming to the funeral. It's gonna make Mama very happy.
- Herbie: Hey, I'm going to the funeral because it's making me happy. A funeral is a happy thing, Harold. In death, there is always rebirth.
- Harold Fine: What? What? What are you trying to do to me, kill your mother?
- Herbie: I'm wearing the traditional burial outfit of the Hopi Indians. It's beautiful.
- Harold Fine: Foley was a Catholic, not an Indian.
- Herbie: Very, very, very groovy scene.
- Harold Fine: Yeah, groovy. Yeah. Yeah, very groovy, yeah. Yeah, this is really groovy. Groovy. This is groovy.
- Harold Fine: [regarding Herbie's Hopi Indian outfit] Heavy. Let me buy you a nice new suit. Just for the funeral.
- Herbie: [firmly] This is what I'm wearing, Harold.
- Harold Fine: Heavy. Look, I realize I'm a square. I know that. But you gotta understand that there could be two sides to this. I mean, you think, how is Mrs. Foley going to feel, I mean how is she going to feel when she sees... Tonto at the cemetery?
- Herbie: Hey, Harold, I'm not wearing this to bug anybody. I'm wearing it because it's the right thing to wear.
- Harold Fine: [losing his temper] Well, take that farkakte feather out of your hair and wash that stupid paint off your face!