Elvis Presley credited as playing...
Greg Nolan
- Ellen: Sagittarius, we're not suited, it would never work out.
- Greg Nolan: Let's see if we can't double-cross the stars.
- Bernice: You know it's very difficult being a beautiful woman, men just never leave you alone.
- Greg Nolan: You won't believe this, but I'm leaving you alone.
- Bernice: Well, did you hear a nightingale? Did the blood dash against the distant shores of your heart?
- Greg Nolan: Nope.
- Bernice: What did you feel?
- Greg Nolan: Nothin'.
- Bernice: Nothin'?
- Greg Nolan: N-O-T-H...
- Bernice: [to her dog] Sick him Albert!
- Greg Nolan: [looking at Nolan's photography portfolio] They're all dressed? People don't want to see women with their clothes on.
- Mike Lansdown: I wish I moved in your circles.
- Greg Nolan: The secret of good photography is not to be fooled by what you see. You get to know your subjects, find the truth in 'em, and photograph that.
- Greg Nolan: This computer will prove to you that the planets are wrong.
- Ellen: Well, its just making a lot of sounds.
- Greg Nolan: Yeah, but you have to understand what its saying.
- Ellen: Do you know what it's saying?
- Greg Nolan: Of course, I know what its saying.
- [singing]
- Greg Nolan: Hey! A little less conversation, a little more action, please, All this aggravation ain't satisfactioning me, A little more bite and a little less bark, A little less fight and a little more spark, Close your mouth and open up your heart and, baby, satisfy me, Satisfy me, baby...
- Greg Nolan: Who invite you here?
- Bernice: Well, a good looking girl is always welcome to one of these midnight brawls.
- Greg Nolan: How did you know about the party?
- Bernice: Being a good looking girl, I followed you.
- Greg Nolan: If you really wanna help, go make me a hot buttered rum.
- Bernice: You've got to get out of these wet clothes or you're going to freeze to death.
- [starts undressing Greg]
- Greg Nolan: If *you'll* get out of here, I will!
- Bernice: Suit your self.
- Harry: Get a job with one of those advertising agencies. Now, that's the life.
- Greg Nolan: What makes them so special?
- Harry: Are you kidding me? It's outta sight! Well, easy work, fantastic pay, and an office full of the most stupendous chicks you have ever seen. I mean really stacked!
- Bernice: All I want's a little huggy bear.
- Greg Nolan: Huggy bear?
- Bernice: Yeah, you relax and I'll hug. Mmm-mmm-mmm.
- Penlow: "Constant complaint is the poorest sort of pay for all the comforts we enjoy." Also, Benjamin Franklin.
- Greg Nolan: Good ol' Ben.
- Greg Nolan: I thought you told me your name was Alice?
- Bernice: Oh, yes, well, *you* can call me Mrs. Baby.
- Greg Nolan: *Mrs.* Baby?
- Greg Nolan: [singing] I walk along a thin line darling, Dark shadows follow me, Here's where life's dream lies disillusioned, The edge of reality...
- Miss Selfridge: Do you have an appointment?
- Greg Nolan: An appointment? Why, no, but, I believe I'm expected.
- Miss Selfridge: What is the name, please.
- Greg Nolan: Just say Nolan is here - with the truth.
- Miss Selfridge: Nolan - is here - with the truth?
- Greg Nolan: That's right. Just tell him that. He'll know.
- Miss Selfridge: [on the phone] Mr. Landsdown, Nolan is here - with the truth.
- Miss Selfridge: [in a skimpy Playboy bunny like pussycat outfit] May I help you?
- Greg Nolan: Aren't you cold?
- Miss Selfridge: Only from 9 to 5.
- Greg Nolan: [dream sequence] Bernice!
- Bernice: My name's Alice.
- Greg Nolan: Alice?
- Delivery Boy: Her name's Suzy.
- Greg Nolan: Suzy?
- Milkman: This is Betty.
- Greg Nolan: Betty? What is your name?
- Harry: Her name's *Bernice*.
- Harry: You don't know her, Greg. She's scared. Scared to death.
- Greg Nolan: Scared of what?
- Harry: Of - life, being alone, love.
- Greg Nolan: You got to be kiddin', man.
- Harry: No, it's true! Making love never quite works for her. She always stops short. I think she's hoping to find the man who can - bring her the right kind of love.
- RKC&P Receptionist: Welcome to Radlin, Kernig, Canford & Penlow. Whom do you wish to see?
- Greg Nolan: Radlin.
- RKC&P Receptionist: I'm sorry. Mr. Radlin is not in at present. Is there someone else who can help you?
- Greg Nolan: Kernig?
- RKC&P Receptionist: I'm sorry. Mr. Kernig is not in at present. Is there someone else who can help you?
- Greg Nolan: Canford!
- RKC&P Receptionist: I'm sorry, Mr. Canford died two years ago! Is there someone else who can help you?
- Greg Nolan: Who else is there?
- RKC&P Receptionist: Would you like to speak with Mr. Penlow?
- Greg Nolan: Is he in?
- RKC&P Receptionist: Yes.
- Greg Nolan: Good! I'll speak with Mr. Penlow.
- RKC&P Receptionist: I'm sorry, Mr. Penlow is in conference.