Dick Sargent credited as playing...
Harry
- Harry: Get a job with one of those advertising agencies. Now, that's the life.
- Greg Nolan: What makes them so special?
- Harry: Are you kidding me? It's outta sight! Well, easy work, fantastic pay, and an office full of the most stupendous chicks you have ever seen. I mean really stacked!
- Greg Nolan: [dream sequence] Bernice!
- Bernice: My name's Alice.
- Greg Nolan: Alice?
- Delivery Boy: Her name's Suzy.
- Greg Nolan: Suzy?
- Milkman: This is Betty.
- Greg Nolan: Betty? What is your name?
- Harry: Her name's *Bernice*.
- Harry: You don't know her, Greg. She's scared. Scared to death.
- Greg Nolan: Scared of what?
- Harry: Of - life, being alone, love.
- Greg Nolan: You got to be kiddin', man.
- Harry: No, it's true! Making love never quite works for her. She always stops short. I think she's hoping to find the man who can - bring her the right kind of love.
- Harry: Happy House Warming, Greg! Whew!
- Greg Nolan: I should have known you'd be here?
- Bernice: Oh, now don't be nasty. Harry brought champagne and the dinner.
- Harry: Yeah. Egg rolls and hot dogs. You'll love 'em!