Slim Pickens credited as playing...
Cowboy Schaeffer
- Leo Joseph Smooth: I brought Cowboy in from Vegas. Fastest tommy gun in the West.
- Cowboy Schaeffer: Aw, shucks, Joe.
- Cowboy Schaeffer: Who died?
- Jack Albany: My Aunt Gladys.
- Cowboy Schaeffer: Well, we all gotta go sometime.
- Jack Albany: Only person who ever loved me.
- Cowboy Schaeffer: Now pull yourself together.
- Jack Albany: I'd give anything if I could see her again. Anything.
- Cowboy Schaeffer: What happened to her?
- Jack Albany: Well, she was makin' book in Oakland and they caught her on the take and dropped her in the bay. Splash!
- Cowboy Schaeffer: That's rough.