Dick Sargent credited as playing...
Capt. Elwood Prohaska
- Capt. Elwood Prohaska: Now, what else do you have to suggest we do about this dry spell?
- Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: Get girls.
- Capt. Elwood Prohaska: Girls? That's impossible.
- Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: Well, I know they'll never replace beer, but it's worth a try.
- Capt. Elwood Prohaska: [delivering Sgt. O'Farrell's eulogy] He always knew what to do... till the day he died.
- Sgt. Dan O'Farrell: He died? Who, me? That's the Army for you. Nobody tells ya anything.